IF YOU ARE READING THIS,
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
Relax, trouble looks good on you. Especially when you wear it as a bold message in motion.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS,
Engineered to connect. Designed to last.
Turn heads without trying
What you wear isn’t just style, it’s a statement. It turns heads, sparks curiosity, and demand attention.
One scan and your fit becomes a portal dropping bold messages, starting conversations that can’t be ignored, and making memories that go to the fucking books.
“Last night felt like a movie fr,” said Coop, a friend who tested the prototype in WV, USA. Jamie, who usually struggles to connect with people at social events, added, “Don’t need to depend on my wingman anymore the tees got me.” And Sofia, a friend of ours who’s addicted to Red Bulls and vodkas, called it “an illegal shirt to wear on a night out.”
CHOOSE YOUR SECRET BEHIND QR CODE
Don’t blend in — be the energy everyone notices
WORN TO CONNECT
Clothes that break the ice
FLIRTING, OUTSOURCED
Your personal sidekick
STYLE WITH INTENT
Stand out with intent
FAQs (questions people bother us the most)
CAN I RETURN IT IF I CHANGE MY MIND (OR MY CRUSH DOESN’T TEXT BACK)?
Yep. You’ve got 14 days to return it, as long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in festival glitter and regrets.
HOW FAST WILL THIS SHOW UP? I’VE GOT PLANS.
Easy there tiger. We ship quick. Like “you met them an hour ago and now you’re at their afters” quick. You’ll get a tracking link so you can obsess over its journey in real time.
WHO MAKES THESE? ELVES? MACHINES? GRANDMAS?
Neither. Real people in ethical factories. We make sure it’s fair, safe, and not sketchy — so you can feel good while making new connections.
WILL SHIPPING COST ME MY FIRSTBORN OR JUST A LATTE?
Definitely closer to a latte. Unless you live on a remote island. Then... maybe two lattes.
WHAT IF NO ONE SCANS ME?
That says more about them than you. Change venues, not shirts.